Florida Man October 24 – Florida Man Kills Shark With Coffee Mug On October 24, a Florida man claimed he fought off a shark attack while surfing near Cocoa Beach using only his coffee mug. The man, known for always carrying his mug, said he was taking his morning surf when the shark approached. He fended it off with a few hits, making headlines for his bravery and unique weapon of choice. The Florida man June 8 was in the […]
On Florida Man July 22 a Florida Man ran over an alligator to save his neighbor, as the alligator was about to devour its meal on the roadside when his neighbor fell asleep on the way home from a bar. Luckily for the sleeping man, the Florida Man June 22 was here to save the day! After seeing the Alligator on his way to his tasty meal, the Florida man quickly got into his car on the 22nd June and […]
Florida Man April 1 – Florida Man First Male To Give Birth in Florida On Florida Man April 1 a man in Florida was the first man to give birth in the sunshine state, after a recent womb implant operation went ahead successfully and an embryo was implanted shortly after. 9 months after the implantation, the Florida man, named Derek Stanburg successfully gave birth by C section, becoming the first biological man from birth in the world to give birth. […]
Florida Mam October 31 – Florida Man Caught Selling Organs at Sunday Service On Florida Man October 31 a Florida man was caught selling recently dissected human organs at the back of the local Church in Sarasota, FL. The Florida man was a regular church attender, for reasons other than prayer it seemed when he began offering organs to sick church goers. Men were seen speaking inside and outside of the church with the Florida man before heading to a […]
On Florida Man August 23 a Florida Man decimated his own car after attempting to break the land speed record in a 1980’s Ford Mustang. The Florida man was attempting to break a land record speed in a 800bhp Mustang, which was significantly underpowered and would not have broken the land speed record anyway, but the Florida man decided to do it anyway. Ignoring caution and reason, the Florida Man August 23 strapped himself into the vintage vehicle, adrenaline coursing […]
On Florida Man April 1 a man was arrested after throwing pasta at another car during a road rage incident. The Florida Man was seen running down the highway being chased by 2 police officers, fully armed after the offence. The Florida Man April 1 was on his way home from work when a man cut him up on the highway, and he decided to take the law into his own hands shortly after by emptying his pasta lunch onto the […]
