Florida Mam October 31 – Florida Man Caught Selling Organs at Sunday Service On Florida Man October 31 a Florida man was caught selling recently dissected human organs at the back of the local Church in Sarasota, FL.  The Florida man was a regular church attender, for reasons other than prayer it seemed when he began offering organs to sick church goers. Men were seen speaking inside and outside of the church with the Florida man before heading to a […]

On Florida Man August 23 a Florida Man decimated his own car after attempting to break the land speed record in a 1980’s Ford Mustang.  The Florida man was attempting to break a land record speed in a 800bhp Mustang, which was significantly underpowered and would not have broken the land speed record anyway, but the Florida man decided to do it anyway. Ignoring caution and reason, the Florida Man August 23 strapped himself into the vintage vehicle, adrenaline coursing […]

On Florida Man April 1 a man was arrested after throwing pasta at another car during a road rage incident. The Florida Man was seen running down the highway being chased by 2 police officers, fully armed after the offence. The Florida Man April 1 was on his way home from work when a man cut him up on the highway, and he decided to take the law into his own hands shortly after by emptying his pasta lunch onto the […]