Florida man June 3rd 2014 – Florida man sells his teeth to afford the new Kanye West album On Florida man June 3rd, a Florida man sold all of his teeth to a local Shaman so he could afford the new Kanye West album. The Florida man, known as Max Stepperman, was living on state benefits when the album came out, and as he could not afford it with his state pay he decided to take matters into […]
On Florida Man April 2 a Florida man assaulted his sister with fried chicken after she decided she wasn’t paying for his birthday meal. The Florida man saw red when his sister asked for a contribution for the bill after he had ordered 6 starters, 2 mains, a dessert and 8 pints of beer. An attendee at the meal overheard the Florida man verbally abusing his sister many times during the meal, often mentioning that she earns over 100k and […]
Florida man April 4th 2002- Florida man arrested for hacking and stealing Microsoft details of millions On Florida man April 4th, a Florida man was arrested for hacking Microsoft and stealing the data of millions of people. The Florida man, who was caught due to not using a VPN and hiding his IP address was arrested as he had sold the data for millions of dollars to a Chinese corporation, who remains unnamed. When we caught up with […]
Florida man April 15th 2014 – Florida man urinates on the statue of liberty On Florida man April 15th, a Florida man urinated on the Statue of liberty whilst holding a man hostage at gunpoint. The Florida man, who was clearly on several substances, shocked a large onlooking crowd as he grabbed a passer by and put a gun to his head. The Florida man proceeded to tell the Florida man to unbuckle his belt and aim his […]
Florida Man April 19 – Florida Man Arrested Over $97m Healthcare Fraud On Florida Man April 19 a Florida man was arrested over a $97 million dollar healthcare fraud that saw the officer lining up his early retirement from the force. The police officer of Florida county believed he was ‘dollars in’ when he cashed multiple workplace healthcare schemes for made up diseases and illnesses, before being caught out by a HR representative. The Florida man April 19 had been […]
Florida man July 14th 2020 – Florida man shot after flying to Ukraine to help feed the homeless On Florida man July 14th, a Florida man was shot in Ukraine after flying over to feed the homeless after the latest Russian invasion. There have been many events over the past 10 years where Russia imposed it’s power upon Ukraine, sending the military in to control the population and to aid political decisions in favor of Russia, but unfortunately […]
