On Florida Man April 2 a Florida man assaulted his sister with fried chicken after she decided she wasn’t paying for his birthday meal.
The Florida man saw red when his sister asked for a contribution for the bill after he had ordered 6 starters, 2 mains, a dessert and 8 pints of beer.
An attendee at the meal overheard the Florida man verbally abusing his sister many times during the meal, often mentioning that she earns over 100k and should be treating her family with all of that money, and keeping none for herself.
The family, of American-Irish descent, were regulars on the restaurant scene and regularly argued at the tables leading to several dismissals from restaurants and were on their final chance at this taco house.
After the argument ensued, the owners came to ask them to leave, but before they could leave the Florida man grabbed a box of fried chicken from the kitchen window and launched it at his sisters head, knocking her unconscious. In a fit of rage he then began to consume the fried chicken, shouting that she had done this to him.
The fried chicken was added to his bill, and he was ordered to pay up and leave without finishing his remaining food, the bill came to a heart stopping total of $786.23 for a family of 4.
Florida Man April 2 – Florida Man Goes Missing in Tenerife
On Florida Man April 2 a Florida man went missing on a spanish island named Tenerife after a month long holiday with his family.
The Florida man was away after a long winter of truck work, deciding week on week to increase the length of his stay whilst he was deciding whether to retire there or not after a million dollar haul was completed from mainland US to south America.
Tenerife, the land of the lost as many holiday makers call it, is a small island within the Canary islands that is inhabited around the coastlines but barren across old volcanic rock. Occasionally people go missing on the island, particularly during the summer months when festivals take place.
The Florida man April 2 had been at a music and chicken wing festival when he was last seen, before mysteriously disappearing in the middle of the night, and unfortunately has not yet been located 2 years later.
Florida Man April 2 – Florida Man Caught Exposing Himself At Target and Walmart
On Florida Man April 2 a Florida man was caught exposing himself at local stores Target and Walmart, near the DIY power tool aisle.
The Florida Man April 2 was seen hiding amongst the tool boxes and ladders, and jumped out when a female walked past exposing his genitals to them whilst screaming “daddy’s got a stiffy!”
Onlookers were horrified as the Florida man was dragged out of the store, after eluding the security staff for over 2 hours. The man defecated on the floors as he was dragged out, and flung a considerable amount of semen towards the larger security guard when he attempted to subdue him.
The Florida Man April 2 was arrested at the scene, and pending trial he may serve up to 12 months in prison as he was HIV positive, luckily the security guard has tested negative.
Our Florida Man April 2 Thoughts
Wow, inter sibling assault, a missing man in spain and a man who loves to expose himself, the 2nd of April sure is a crazy day for the Florida man!
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