Florida Man April 15 – Florida Man Arrested For Exposing Genitals Dressed as Homer Simpson
On Florida man April 15, a Florida man dressed as the popular God of War ‘Kratos’ attacked a group of bystanders with home made chain blades, in an attempt to prove that he was worthy of Ares’ love.
The Florida man, who was 27 years old at the time of the crime, created the blades of chaos in his home garage before testing them out on the general public.
Due to the sheer weight of the chains and blades, the Florida man unfortunately could not get them off the ground with a spinning motion as seen in the games, but he did manage to bludgeon a woman over the head with the hilt, claiming that the hilt held magical power to slow down time inside.
Reports say the Florida man was arrested and is currently serving time in jail for the offense, but we have been unable to gather further information on this account and are awaiting official police response to our queries.
Florida man April 15 2019 – Florida Man arrested after bodies of his wife’s family were discovered underneath his floorboards
On Florida man April 15, a Florida man was arrested after the bodies of his wife’s family were found underneath his floorboards.
The Florida man, who was happily married with 7 children, had discovered that his wife’s family were attempting to get her to leave him for a younger man who could provide better wealth and comfort, before taking matters into his own hands.
Authorities were called when the wife’s family had suddenly gone missing, and the investigation turned over no evidence or leads after 6 weeks. After this time, the Florida man’s wife began smelling something off around the house, and called a cleaning service to clear the floors and carpets in case it was them.
The cleaning company, who discovered a tear in the dining room carpet when the carpet cleaner sucked it up, were extremely disturbed to find dismembered parts of people underneath a small trap door, and the police were quickly called.
The Florida man was arrested at his place of work, and is yet to stand trial for the offense.
When we caught up with his wife, she told us “they did everything for me, and I thought he did everything for me, I don’t understand why he’s done this, I still love him”.
Our Florida man April 15 thoughts
Wow that is crazy, exposed genitals, a god of war lookalike and a Florida man’s hidden secrets. Florida man April 15 sure was a rogue date for the unhinged state.